2.18.2015

Remember the Alamo

My mom is a Coke drinker and when she visits I drink Diet Coke. But it makes my asshole inflamed so I can only have one per week. I had three last week. So dear family please remind me if I try to order one. Tell me 'remember the Alamo' and I will get something else.  Because remember your asshole wouldn't be polite. 

2 comments:

Grandpa said...

Maybe just Remember the Maine (pain)???

Beckyb said...

Hahaha!!